~~~~~ATTENTION~~~~~ It was me. I did the lies. I should have explained better about my cancer treatment plan. I DO need chemo, just not...

Ok. OKAY! I'm done. The funk is done. No more sad sack o'shit blogs from me! So let's roll it back some. Captain's Log: 28 September...

It's been 17 days since I woke from amputation surgery. It's been ok... not what I expected, but ok. Painful. Humiliating. Debilitating....

9.26.2022 It's the final countdown! I really hope you sang/read that with all the glam rock glory it deserves. So, yeah. In about 36...

9.14.2022: Part 3 Shit. Show. Shit show. Shitshow Shiiiiiiit Shooooooowwww. You know 'em. You hate 'em. We've all been part and parcel of...

9.8.2022 It's finally happening. I have a surgery date. Yay? I think? I should say "YAY! I THINK!". In a lot of ways, I'm very, very,...

Part 2 - 9.1.2022 I suppose you're wondering why I've gathered you here today. I hope you brought enough cigars for everyone. I want to...

8.25.2022 Ever heard of a one-upper? Not like canine teeth, I'm talking about a person who is a one-upper. You tell them something,...

Part 1 - 8.19.2022 Sometimes, it’s hard. Sometimes, it’s just too much. I want, so badly, to be positive and fun and funny all the time....

8.17.2022 My favorite thing to do is read. Ideally, I like to read on my bed, turned on my left side, in the dark and at a radient temp...

8.13.2022 I very clearly remember a conversation with my husband back when we first met. Ok, not that clearly. I only remember, like 2...

8.12.2022 I heard something funny. Here you go. Women: Do I look fat? Friend: No! You look great! Men: Do I look fat? Friend: Bro, I have...

8.11.22 So she's not 8-years-old anymore. She's still shrewd, acerbic, quick-witted and brilliant. I like her very much. Next to her,...

8.10.22 Good advice from anyone, right? Coming from an 8-year-old? Downright shrewd. I've been managing not to stand on any swively...